Novus Opiate Seclorum

Section I: Section I

You might be wondering why there is no Section I. It’s because the letter I looks an awful lot like the number 1, and it just seemed like it would be confusing for somebody, somehow. In any event, take this opportunity to stretch and look away from the hordes of words in front of you. It will be good for your “I’s”.

[ Note: I am aware that this is a direct copy-and-paste from the original FAQ as well. Kabir was right, though, that you should probably take a break if you haven’t already at this point. – SWL ]